I’ll pay you 20 clams for a dram of Glencadam.
It’s a single malt, because it’s tired of putting up with pickup lines. This is 100% bullshit- proof whiskey, folks. Well, it’s 48% Alcohol By Volume, so technically it’s 96 proof.
If I could find the liquid solitude that highland courage could provide… Sorry, start over. If I could find the highland courage that liquid solitude could provide, I would be uninvisible, no need to hide.
If Satan came up to me in denim jorts, saccharine smile and sulfur snorts
I would grab his netherworld thigh and ham and give his ass a body slam
Weave a box around him thrice and seal the deal with macrame
For shots of Scotch will save the day and help us overcome our vice