A lady who did not like limerence
Set off to have sex with indifference
Her mammoth clitoris
Like a tyrannosaurus
Set off to orgasm with beneficence
She slept with mailmen and street sweepers
Get nailed up against Virginia Creepers
Got a rash on her vag
But because she’s a Sag
Was impatient to plunge even deeper
While listless she came to the club
In the corner jumped in the hot tub
I called her my pet
And because she was wet
Up against me she commenced to rub
She’s looking for something not licit
Here, take this, I won’t even miss it
She swallowed it whole
Then could not feel her soul
I wish that I weren’t complicit
I burned her with hot sexy wax
It made her feel good #FACTS
The forces of friction
If you’ll pardon my diction
Gave her a twitching attack
In the morning we went to a diner
I’m sorry, there was nothing finer
We ordered some eggs
While she said, on her legs
I can’t sit straight, so where’s the recliner?
We ate danish and lady fingers
Just like a good dream when it lingers
Coffee and contragestion
Sleep was out of the question
We were surrounded by Meistersingers